Here’s a small list of one-liners insults (which I found out on internet) to pull a fast one on someone…
Enjoy…!!
1. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
2. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
3. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
4. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
7. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
14. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!
19. You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
21. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. He is always lost in thought it’s unfamiliar territory.
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
37. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. Do u practice being this ugly?
43. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
44. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
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