The Secrets of Women’s Language – Keywords and their meanings

Fine:

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes:

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

Nothing:

This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.

Why it’s better to be a Woman!

When I was reading my old mails I saw this.
I received this article from my friend and I thought of sharing it with you guys as my second post.

 

– We got off the Titanic first.
– We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
– Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
– We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
-We can cry and get off speeding fines.
– We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
– Taxis stop for us.